It's not you/me... CamelBak Eddy® Water Bottle (Video Game design), 25oz

The most famous and infuriating breakup line of all time "It's not you, it's me..." now featuring more honesty.

HeartbreakHaiku reads:

it's not you it's me
but if we're being honest
it's not me it's you

Stay hydrated for maximun heartbreak healing anywhere you go with your HeartbreakHaikus CamelBak Eddy® water bottle. This water bottle is made with robust Tritan™ material that offers top-tier shatter, stain, and odor resistance. This reusable water bottle is BPA-Free and its screw-on lid along with the spill-proof biting valve make for an effortless, mess-free drinking experience. 

.: Easy-carry handle
.: Shatter, stain, and odor resistant
.: BPA, BPS, and BPF free
.: Leak-proof when closed, spill-proof when open
.: Material: Eastman Tritan™ Copolyester